Ugly

10-30-2007
in My tangible universe

Philadelphia has the ugliest people in the country, according to Travel & Leisure Magazine.

Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the United States, a survey of visitors and residents showed on Friday. The city of more than 1.5 million people was also found to be among the least stylish, least active, least friendly and least worldly, according to the “America’s Favourite Cities” survey by Travel & Leisure magazine and CNN Headline News.

Of the 25 major American cities ranked by citizen attractiveness, Philadelphia finished dead-last.

According to 60,000 respondents to the magazine's online survey, Philadelphians are slightly more repulsive than Washingtonians (24), Dallasites (23) and San Antonions (22) but way uglier than Miamians (1), San Diegoans (2) and Charlestonians (3).

haha!
i'm a sexy man. this is fucked up.
sure, we ain't winning beauty contests, but we ain't all living in Fishtown (my neighboring neighborhood). seriously ugly people there. inbreeding ugly.

my coworker attributes the rank to the neighborhood and to the cheese steak.

mmmmmmm…

on a related note, i am lobbying for my face to be on a billboard for my company eating said ugly-inducing cheese steak. the theme: because you don't always eat a salad.

response:
linka_sofia:

what happened, obviously, is all the visitors/tourists laid eyes on YOU, then on the rest of your brethren (y'all are into brotherly love over there, aintcha?) and the disparity was so stark and glaring they were aghast at the relative hideosity of the majority of the citizens. uhhh... or something!!!
(you handsome you!)

me:

EXACTLY! finally, someone talking some sense here!